The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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Balls.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to sleep

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!