- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The power to have no powers!

The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to eat food

The power to see at night but only black objects.

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

The power to play a flute with your ass

The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

The power to see who is writing these powers

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

the ability to know what the fox say

Pointless Super Powers