The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to catch em all

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to not have superpowers

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to resist trolling.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!