The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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Taekwondo

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!