The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to die

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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Acid pee

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to go part way through walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!