- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

The power to heal...... Your Opponent

The ability to not talk.

The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

The power to give yourself a sinus infection

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The power to breathe

The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

The power to levitate birds with your mind.

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

The power to grow one wing

Night vision that only works during the day

Ability to shit nuclear waste

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

The power to fart flames

the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

Pointless Super Powers