- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

The power to fly but only in closed spaces

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The power to bleed

the power to pee standing up when your a woman

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to to think less

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

the power to glow in the light

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

Pointless Super Powers