The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to read this.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to smell whore

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to be a normal person

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!