The power to not have this superpower

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to like any show

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!