- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power to hear a dog whistle

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

the power to control urine

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

The power to get your comment 1st

The power to die at will

The power to have bad luck!

Pointless Super Powers