The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to like any show

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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To call me maybe

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!