- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

Turn gold into lead.

the power to tell when someone is in your car

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The power to speak brail.

the ability to fly- but only indoors

The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

The ability to see through invisibility.

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

Pointless Super Powers