The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to poke

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to create shit

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!