- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blink a nano second slower

The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

The power to run people over with a tractor.

The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

The power to cry acid tears

The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

The ability to talk to dust mites.

The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

The power to fly 2mm above the ground

The power to have super-sweaty hands

the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

The power to be a virgin forever.

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

The power to make a small hamster yawn.

The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

Pointless Super Powers