The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to create shit

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!