Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!