- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

The power to only be drunk while driving.

the power to make music for deaf people

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

the power to not have a power

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

The power to levitate mustard.

The power to have bad luck!

The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The power to f*ck yourself

the power to create Snyder films. xD

The power to regret things you did in the past

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

Pointless Super Powers