- Pointless Super Powers

The power to look what is at the back of your head.

The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

The ability to die whenever you think of death.

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

The power to get hurt every other hour

The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

the power two become drunk at anytime

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

The power to wink really fast.

The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

Going through obejects but cant move

The power to fly when you are in a plane

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!