the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!