The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to shower naked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!