The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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hey

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!