the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to divide by zero

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the power to die....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!