The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The ability to see through glass.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to sh*t bricks

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

thumb_up thumb_down +24

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

thumb_up thumb_down +16

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power to reproduce asexually.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

thumb_up thumb_down -22

the power to go into a coma

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to piss with REALLY high force.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The power to forget what you were going to say

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to do NOTHING!

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Meatvision.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to to think less

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!