the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!