The power to see through air.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power of love

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!