The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!