the power to be able to blow air

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to control sloths

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!