The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to make elton john gay

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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lol

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!