- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

The power to read your own mind.

The power to control facial hair of women.

The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

The power to learn only at school.

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

The power to move objects by touching them.

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

the power two become drunk at anytime

The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power to wake up and live through school....

The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

The power to get hurt every other hour

The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

The superpower to poo at will.

the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

The power to tell the future but no one believes you

Pointless Super Powers