The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!