being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to never end your .

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!