The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the power to not have a power

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power of Being stupid

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the power to control urine

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The power to pee standing up

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!