power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to get your comment 1st

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the power to not have a power

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to die at will

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The power to see through windows

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!