- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

The power to be yourself.

The power to have all your friends leave you

The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

The power to see through transparent objects.

The power to have the longest little finger

The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

The power to have a pointless power.

the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

The power to be stupid

The power to do NOTHING!

The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

to not care about pointless superpowers

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

Pointless Super Powers