the power to see through water.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to go through open windows

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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Balls.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!