The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the power to hate nature

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to be bad at everything

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to shrink your penis

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!