The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!