The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to give your wife rights

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The Power of cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!