The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to bleed

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to get foot-boners

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!