The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to sleep

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!