The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to poo.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!