- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see 2 min. into the past.

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

power to orgasm over long distances

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

The power to regret things you did in the past

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

The power to wake up and live through school....

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

to make asians smart

the ability to find pointless superpower

The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

the power to fart terrible gas

the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power to move something right next to you

The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

Pointless Super Powers