The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to die at will.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to speak Braille.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!