- Pointless Super Powers

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

Guys, it's over.

The power to do anything within your limits.

The power to switch your right and left ears.

The power to control hummingbirds.

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

The power to have no powers!

The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

The power to eat food

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

the power to die on command

The power to get rid of feminism

the power to tell when someone is in your car

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.