- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power to to think less

the ability to darken darkness

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

The power to hear a dog whistle

the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

the power to control urine

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

The power to break your bones on command.

The power to get your comment 1st

Pointless Super Powers