The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to in power your self

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to breathe

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!