- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

the ability to darken darkness

The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

the power to not have a power

The power to turn coke into pepsi

the power to give anyone an incurable disease

The power to only be drunk while driving.

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

Pointless Super Powers