The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to bleed

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!