The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to die at will

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to smell tastebuds

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!