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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass
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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.
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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.
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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow
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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.
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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.
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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man
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the power to fly but only upward
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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter
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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!
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The power to look through glass.
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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.
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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC
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The power to break your bones on command.
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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer
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The power to look what is at the back of your head.
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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person
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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)
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The power to eat air with your lungs
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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.
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The power of not having to fill out chapchas
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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.
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the power to send future you crazy
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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!