The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to bleed

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to see through windows!

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!