The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power of love

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to die at will

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to control your own mind.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!