The power to kill yourself.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the power to send future you crazy

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!