the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

the power to send future you crazy

The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

the power to listen to music when you have headphones

The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

The ability to make your text green on google

The power to see through transparent objects.

The power to eat food

The ability to sweat caramel

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

The power to suck deez nuts

The powr too not bee abal too tipe

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

the power to troll people that are dead

The power to swallow chewed up food.

The Power of being Friendzoned

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!