the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!