The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!