the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to spell backwards.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!