The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to swim on land

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!