The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power of love

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!