the power to fly but only upward

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to bleed

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!