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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens
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the power to send future you crazy
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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.
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The power to sh!t using your mind.
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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether
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A book on how to solve a paradix
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The power to accept the terms and conditions
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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.
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The power to talk to talking animals.
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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey
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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well
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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.
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The power to get to the end of Temple Run
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The super power to control paper.
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The power to kill yourself.
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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.
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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.
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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.
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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.
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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.
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The power to exist
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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one
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The power to have the longest little finger
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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!