the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to die

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to get older every second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!