the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the ability to die once you have died

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to be justin beiber

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!