Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the power to in power your self

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!