- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to to think less

The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

the power to not have a power

The power to turn coke into pepsi

the power to give anyone an incurable disease

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

the power to make music for deaf people

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The power to turn any edible object brown.

the power to see through water.

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

The power to sweat acid.

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

The power to levitate mustard.

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

Pointless Super Powers