The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to suck your own dick

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to make fish drown.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!