The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to talk to dust

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!