THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

The power to fly into the sun.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to have any pointless power you want

The power to die and get away with it

The power to come second in any race

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The power to play a flute with your ass

The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

The power to see through windows

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

X-ray vision that only works on windows

http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

The power to do nothing/

make your arm REALLY. fart power

The power to talk to talking animals.

The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!