The power to communicate with dandelions.

The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

The ability to fart pee.

The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

the power to break down public transport on hot days

The power to turn anything you touch into cats

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

The power to jump -50% higher

The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

The power to open a walnut with your mind

The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!