The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to be dead

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!