The power to ride a bike

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to turn into paper

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!