the power to fly but only upward

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to eat food

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!