- Pointless Super Powers

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to see through bones.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The power to have a seat right over there.

The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

the power to shit with your mouth

the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The power to levitate birds with your mind.

The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

The power to think with a 6 year time gap

The power to read but only when your using audio read.