The power to cook bad meals.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!